...on an old freight train in a hobo hat.

lol I love this song for my own reasons.
Omg. i must flip out about my awesome new book series.
Okay well a while back there was like this book fair thing in school and I get high on shit like that so i went and there was the most amazing cover for a book (and so it beggins)..

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Okay. Theres no way in hell i would've passed up a cover like that> AND he's a vampire. I love Edward Cullen, but the Cullen's aren't nearly as cool as Oliver! omg omg omg. So yeah, me and my childrens books. They're only like 200 pages (Nothing like going in the opposite direction from having a 1200 page book ).
Oh but that's not the best part. I went to Chapters on Saturday cuz these books are now like drugs to me and I can't get enough of the awesomeness of it, and I new exactly where to look for them. So I went over to the childrens books and I though about it like "Alright, well, here's fiction. I'll probably be here" so I walked around and sure enough there it was. And I shook my head slowly with a smile on my face and I looked up. Cuz it wasn't just 'fiction' is was 'fiction:9-12'
of course, i wasn't hanging around there, so i went to my usual place where my parents come to get me after like at least 2 hrs. So yeah. I read them and this kid who was walking past gave me the strangest expression I've ever seen. I mean, my cat has awesome expressions, but this kid looked baffled to why I would be reading these books.
They're seriously the most awesome thing ever though.
Okay.. well, I'll say my 3 favourite parts:
Book 1:
Oliver(vampire) was watching this human girl(Emalie) in his house - above it really - and he just randomly decided to crawl up the wall and accross the ceilling to the chandelier and hung down by his knees to take her earing - What the hell? So random! I love it!

book 1 (again):
Oliver was walking with Emalie and her cousin Dean, and Dean was gibbering on to Oliver and Oliver was wishing there was a cliff nearby so he could push him off. I love this kid.

book 3:
Okay, so Oliver doesn't usually say what's on his mind, but he had this emotional spaz and was flipping on his Dad and was losing it, and his Dad punched him in the face to knock him out. The when Oliver came to, his Dad said he had to calm him down I'm sorry, but I find that more hilarious than anyone could comprehend.

Okay, well this was entertaining, and I can't put off doing my Math homeowrk any longer, so kudos if you made it this far. Seriously, you have some friggin patience. Not that i said anything important though.
And I'll get pictures up sooner or later. Probably later, but I really don't feel like drawing and if I make myself draw, then I'll be drawing to put something on deviantart and I really don't want to do that because I'm on here for fun and not a job.
Spazzing is fun.
You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be, I'm all grown up baby can't you see!
Oh! Before I leave:
STAR TREK IS FREAKING AWESOME AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE MEANINGLESS IF YOU DON'T GO SEE IT!